MADE BABIES

Business Before Bedtime

The Story

They weren't born. They were made. At the center of it all: Lil Vito. Pacifier in one hand. Hit list in the other. The crew? Bottle-fed killers. Their business? BONK, loyalty, and legacy. This isn't a coin. It's a bloodline. Get made. Or get rattled.
The Story

The Code

🍼

No Snitching. Not Even to Your Mama.

Disrespect gets you buried in the playpen.

🧸

Pacifiers Are Earned, Not Given.

Every baby's got to pull their weight.

💰

BONK is Blood Money.

We don't play with tokens. We build empires.

😠

Loyalty Over Lullabies.

Sleep is for the soft. Stay awake, dangerous.

The Family

Lil Vito

Lil Vito

The Don

Runs the crib. Commands respect. Juice flows when he says so.

Big Bib Sal

Big Bib Sal

The Charmer

Can't keep his hands off the bottle. Can't miss a job either.

Baby Paulie

Baby Paulie

The Accountant

Moves more coin than the Tooth Fairy. Ledger never leaves his grip.

Tommy Teether

Tommy Teether

The Liquidator

Doesn't talk. Just bites. You call when cleanup needs silence.

Vinny No Nap

Vinny No Nap

The Short Circuit

No sleep. No patience. Known to black out before naptime hits.

Crib Face Tony

Crib Face Tony

The Consigliere

Owes you nothing. Owns you anyway.